And "Timber" Goes The Tree
"It's getting to be a bit chilly in here, did you leave the freezer open?" Said the TV. "By no, I haven't got the foggiest idea where that certain breeze could be coming from." Replies the fridge. "I'm all shut-up." Said the stove. Just then, the fridge hears a very faint voice. "Oooooh." "Did you hear that?" Asks the TV. "How can I? I don't have ears." Answered the microwave. "Oooooh." Goes the voice again. The TV, being so wise in its technology, figures out what it is. "Oh, did Andrew leave the air on again? Didn't someone tell him he's living in the north now?" "Nope." Goes the microwave. "Wasn't my fault." Says the fridge. "Well, don't blame me just because I got the biggest mouth." Says the stove. "Well that's exactly the reason why we should blame you." The TV announces. "You don't deserve the right to be plugged in....