Undeniable Proof That The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us
If you're smart enough to read between the lines of that Florida face-eating story ( right ), and the grusome details of the bloody foot left at the Conservative Party's offices in Ottawa, you've already destroyed the staircases in your house while surrounding yourself with rifles and long-handled axes. If you were gullible enough to buy that bath salts explanation, maybe the above list of recent violent assaults (assembled by some nameless person in Australia and I didn't bother to fact-check it in the slightest) will convince you: the zombie horde cometh. Aim for the head. Update 1: Now do you believe me ? This has gotta stop . Update 2: I mean seriously . Update 3: This has got to stop . Update 4: Not again .